Reggie can tackle my bush.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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