Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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