In the future we'll all be gay
Just fell off a train. Bad.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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