I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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