I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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