His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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