Porn is love you can see.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
