Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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