im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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