Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Girls should come with a carfax report
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Randomize
