You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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