yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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