I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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