"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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