is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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