Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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