For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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