the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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