how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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