Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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