She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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