wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
did you just send me my own nude
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize
