Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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