Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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