Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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