I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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