Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
