just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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