Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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