I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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