Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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