Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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