I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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