I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
The air taste purple.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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