Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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