no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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