i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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