Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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