she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My day in three words: secret purse cake
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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