You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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