Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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