I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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