i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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