My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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