ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i will never coherently bang her
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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