I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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