I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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