Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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