I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
