I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
