she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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