Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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