I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You left your phone here
Wait...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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